Dai Teatime, international assassin

[Naruto]

From nelson peterson
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From: nelson peterson ~nelson.peterson50@gmail.com>

As I sit here sipping a martini it is my regretful duty to inform you that you have been selected for assassination. I am a professional assassin (I enclose my certificate of assassination as proof) and SMERSH have contracted me to assassinate you and have specifically paid extra for a particularly nasty death which makes it look like you died in a particularly bizarre sex game gone wrong; I had already bought the shire horse stallion (he's called Henry - picture attached), the lard and the dragon dildo (from Bad Dragon of course, I only use the very best tools) when I found out that you are innocent of the accuse, so I make out this time to contact you. Unfortunately international crime syndicates won't admit to mistakes and cancel the hit so I will be forced to carry out the assassination on you. Sorry about that old chap but rules are rules.

There is an option for me to help you in other for you to know who had paid SMERSH for your DEATH and don't forget my men had been monitoring you for the past few days and daily record of your activities is been sent to me but I have refuse to order your DEATH.

Get back to me if you value your LIFE with all due speed or else I regret I will have to carry out my original contract to assassinate you and although he is quite charming for a horse I don't think Henry is the most sensitive of lovers.

Toodle Pip!
Dai Teatime International
Assassin

[Miyuki]

That seems cruel to horses.

[Kat]

Dai Teatime? :rolleyes: I'm sure "international assassins" identify themselves as such. Not.

[Dick H Box]

That email reads like a Goon Show or Monty Python script! Henry the horse? Dai Teatime?

[Shadow]

I'm interested to know who issues the certificate of assassination. I want one to hang up with my collection of fake Diplomas and Degrees.

This guy must be getting on in years and somewhat slow in going about his assassinations. SMERSH was closed down in 1946, despite the James Bond movies implying otherwise. Naruto - have you been lying to us about your age? :roflmao:

[De Master Yoda]

Maybe someone upset him as a sitter and he went bad. LOL


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[Kilgarragh]

I'm afraid I have to claim responsibility for this.

I'm a scambaiter over at another site and I had this lad trying a standard extortion scam on me. After a while I called him out on his scam but told him it was a good idea but his script needed some work "so it would work better on rich westerners". I then game him the most crazy, ridiculous script I could dream up that no sane person could ever regard as anything but a joke; I even made him a "Certificate of Membership of the Guild of Assassins of Ankh Morpork". To my amazement the lad went for it and dropped his old scam for the new silly one I made for him

Hopefully anyone googling any of his new script would come across all the James Bond and Terry Pratchett references and would never fall for it. :D

[The Doctor]

Lovely.

Unfortunately some scammer has decided to recycle your material for you.

[De Master Yoda]

@Kilgarragh. Thank you for your explanation. Keep Up the good work of causing the scammers grief. ;)

[Miyuki]

Yes but please be aware that if you give away information to a scammer like this he will use it. I know. I baited this scammer and he is recycling all your documents too.