I guess we had to do it sooner or later. (I thought this one up so consider it copyrighted)
A snake goes in to see his psychiatrist. He crawls up onto the couch and the doctor starts asking him questions about what brings the snake to his office.
"Well," says the snake, "it's this new computer of mine. A friend of mine, a gila monster, got me this new computer for my birthday. I thought it would be really nice, you know, to do email, keep in touch with my snake buddies, catch up on the news, you know..."
The psychiatrist says "And do you think that's wrong? Do you have a problem with that?"
The snake says, "Well, doc, the problem is, I just can't work the keyboard. No matter what I do, I can't turn it on, I can't type, I can't open any programs."
The psychiatrist thinks for a minute then says, "Well, I think that you are suffering from a new syndrome which has only been recently diagnosed. It can be treated but it is difficult."
The snake says, "Great doc. What's wrong with me?"
"It's simple" says the psychiatrist. "You suffer from what we call e-Reptile dysfunction".