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Thread: Scammers say the funniest things, in 2012

  1. #131
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    21rd May 2012
    It's not on my calender.

    I guarantee that this will be executed under legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any branch of the law.
    Legislative, executive, or judicial.
    Silence is the scammer's best friend; knowledge is the scammer's worst enemy. 沈黙は詐欺師のよき友達、知識は詐欺師の天敵。Think globally, act globally.

  2. #132
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    Lol... This thread really made my day. Perhaps 21rd is in the norminated doorstep of the deceased foreigner. Hope to see more of this.

  3. #133
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    URGENT YOU PACKAGE WANT TO LIVE THIS COUNTRY
    I'm not sure, but maybe "you package" is intended as an insult? In that case I don't want to live this country.
    Yahoozee = lielie man wey dey come talk lie lie for internet

    "This is a big mess and high level character deformation." - Clem Iyke, in the Canadian parts of Nigeria

  4. #134
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    DELAY WILL NOT BE ENTERTAINED
    Nor will it be fed.
    Fight for Nigeria! And don't take off your shoes!

  5. #135
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    ready the message below
    But there is no message.

  6. #136
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    To avoid the riot of the law on your and your entire family, we have been pleased to allow you secure the document from the High Court of Justice
    The riot of the law seems very bad.

  7. #137
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    Apply now by sending us your name and needed loan sum.
    No, no. I need you to send ME the loan.
    Every time you click a scammer moans in agony; every time you post a scammer screams in pain!

  8. #138
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    I WANT YOU TO TRY YOUR BEST AND SEND THE FEE ONCE YOU RECEIVE THIS EMAIL SO EVERYTHING CAN COME TO AN END.
    That sounds so end-of-the-worldy.
    "If the law can do nothing we must take the risk ourselves...I am not the law but I represent justice..."- Sherlock Holmes

  9. #139
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    Geneva has been relocated.
    Palais des Nations CH-1211 Geneva 10
    England.
    Every time you click a scammer moans in agony; every time you post a scammer screams in pain!

  10. #140
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    PLEASE ACCEPT MY POLOGY

    I am writing in regards to
    multi-million-dollar business proposal which we never concluded. I am using this
    opportunity to inform you that the business has been concluded with another
    person who financed it to a logical conclusion.

    Thanks for your great effort to our unfinished transfer of fund into your
    account due to some financial reason. But I want to inform you that I have
    successfully transferred the fund out of the Bank to my new partner account in
    united kingdom who assisted me in this great venture.


    Logical??
    Reach out and touch a scammer from 24 miles (43,000 Yards)..

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