Scammers say the funniest things, in 2012

[TexasBlackRose]

I am Mrs. Janet Obeid; ..... my Doctor informed me that I will die in 1 month time due to my Complicated health issues (PROSTRATE CANCER).

Wow! Must be a Hermaphridite!

[Nanook]

Once again note that the actual Courier Retail Price: $320.99 Your Price (Because of our contract signed): is now $300.95 ( $170.00 Savings!).

I guess this guy hasn't learned how to add and subtract 3 digit numbers with a decimal yet. Maybe he'll learn that next year.

[The Doctor]

since I am the third party to this deal and also the lagal brain behind this deal

I think that spells trouble.

[Kat]

ACKNOWLEDGE THE RECEIPT

Yes, that's a receipt.

[Sphinx]

but I want you to understand something. It is only an outsider to the banking world who finds the internal politics of the banking world aberrational.

An eerie statement of truth from an internet criminal....

[Naruto]

Subject: MASSAGE FROM JASMIN ROSE

That sounds good!

[De Master Yoda]

CONGRATULATION !!!YOU HAS WON‏

u b shure dat i dun wun?

[De Master Yoda]

Dear Sir/madam,

I am sick and rich

Yes you are sick but not rich.

I'm a Singaporean and a seasoned Banker

Lots of herbs and spices I take it.

[Prints Of Darkness]

BE CAREFUL OF THE HUDLOOMS

They're still out there.

[Sphinx]

you are here by giving 24 Hours to get back to us for a pro pal explanation of the whole issue and how it happened

The pro pal explanation is that I answered an email I shouldn't have.