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Thread: Scammers say the funniest things, in 2012

  1. #81
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    We have not had one of these so far this year:

    Quote Originally Posted by Marcus Donald View Post
    I have been diagnosed with prostate
    and esophageal cancer that was discovered very late due to my laxity in
    caring for my health. It has defiled all form of medicine and right now, I
    have only about a few months to live according to medical experts
    I think anything which goes near a scammer will be defiled beyond all redemption.
    Stipendia enim peccati mors sunt.
    "Entia non sunt multiplicanda praeter necessitatem" : Guillelmus de Occam

    Do not annoy the Dragonsfor you are small and crunchy and good with Ketchup.

  2. #82
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    manager needed for a multi-million dollars real estate project
    Multi-million dollars? I volunteer.
    Silence is the scammer's best friend; knowledge is the scammer's worst enemy. 沈黙は詐欺師のよき友達、知識は詐欺師の天敵。Think globally, act globally.

  3. #83
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    I have been in the sick bed ........suffering from Lukimiar for the past Three
    A lot more than that.
    Every time you click a scammer moans in agony; every time you post a scammer screams in pain!

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    I will like to have a chart with you......I am still trying to figure out exactly what is a chart?
    If It looks like a scammer and sounds like a scammer then damnit it must be a damn scammer...

  5. #85
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    Celluloid!
    The funds in question is presently contained in 2 trunk boxes deposited with a Financial Film in Europe
    "Though the pen is mightier than the sword, the sword speaks louder and stronger at any given moment." - Sir Roger Fenwick

  6. #86
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    I know that you may find it strang to read my mail
    No but I find it strang to read your spelling.
    Silence is the scammer's best friend; knowledge is the scammer's worst enemy. 沈黙は詐欺師のよき友達、知識は詐欺師の天敵。Think globally, act globally.

  7. #87
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    You can call me at bellow telephone number?
    Does this mean I have to shout?

    My father was among those GADDAFI killed as inside enemy, but before the fightI was taken by boot to Spain
    Of course we all travel to Spain in a BOOT. Shoes are just too small!
    *What the mind can conceive and believe, it can achieve.*

  8. #88
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    Your name appeared among the beneficiaries who will receive a
    part-paymen
    Can I have a woman instead?
    *What the mind can conceive and believe, it can achieve.*

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    WIDOW SUFFERING CANCER ILLNESS OF THE LUG DESPITE THE FIBROID AND TUMOR WHICH DENIED ME A CHILD
    I dont know where my lug is.

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    being dead is no reason not to answer your emails, it seems.

    I AM VERY SORRY TO HEAR THAT YOU ARE KNOW MORE TO BE FOUND ON EARTH AND I DONT KNOW THAT THIS IS THE REASON WHY YOU HAVE NOT REPLY THE EMAILS I SENT TO YOU REGADING THE TRANSFERRING OF YOUR FUND.THIS IS MY PROMISE TO YOU THAT I AM GOING TO DO EVERYTHING WITHIN MY POWER TO MAKE SURE THAT YOUR FUND IS BE TRANSFER TO HIM AS YOUR NEXT OF KIN BENEFICIAL TO YOU MAY YOUR SOUL REST IN PERFECT PEACE AND MAY GOD GRATE YOU INTERNAL LIFE ON THE LAST DAY TO COME I AM VERY VERY SORRY.
    Yahoozee = lielie man wey dey come talk lie lie for internet

    "This is a big mess and high level character deformation." - Clem Iyke, in the Canadian parts of Nigeria

    "Do have a wonderful day if you are alive but if you are dead may your soul rest in peace (AMEN)"

    Mr Charles Uzodinma

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