A miss is as good as a mile. I think someone famous said that. Can't remember who.
From USPS Customer Service
Received: from 184.108.40.206, Slovenia, Domenca D.o.o
Subject: Your package is available for pickup
From: "USPS Customer Service" <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Reply-To: "USPS Customer Service" <email@example.com>
Date: Tue, 10 Apr 2012
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Our company’s courier couldn’t make the delivery of parcel.
Reason deny\The size of parcel is exceeded.
LOCATION OF YOUR PARCEL: Kansas City (Oh dear. Wrong continent entirely)
PARCEL STATUS: sorting
SERVICE: Express Mail
Label is enclosed to the letter. You should print the label and show it in the nearest post office to get a parcel.
If the parcel isn’t received within 30 working days our company will have the right to claim compensation from you for it's keeping in the amount of $21.23 for each day of keeping over limited time.
You can find the information about the procedure and conditions of parcels keeping in the nearest office.
Thank you for attention.
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