A Yahoozee Christmas

Gentle Giant

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Smith Jones and Kringle Kris sing yahoozee Christmas favorites. Okay, well, they howl a lot and... okay, yeah, they won't sing until you send $29.95 plus shipping and handling by Western Union or Money Gram... (Also available on Scam Tunes.)

The Little Dumber Boy
I Saw Mommy going to Money gram
Oh Little Town of Festac
Money Gram is Coming to Town
Joy 2 de Boyz
Kelvin the Red-Faced Scammer
I’ll be Homely for Christmas
All I Want for Christmas is Cash
12 Scams of Christmas
Jingle Cash
There’s No Place like Westy for the Holidays


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And...order before midnight tonight and receive this bonus album, Yahoozee Classics, featuring the Festac Festival Orchestra performing such forgettable classics as:
Wenn ich kein Geld habe, from Die Meisterscammer (not-Wagner)
Wo, o wo ist mein mugu?, from Lowenbrau (not-Wagner)
Non ci sono soldi oggi, from Il truffatore di Siviglia (not-Rossini)
Fingal's Internet Cafe Overture (not-Mendelssohn)
Symphony 5 in E minor "From the Scam World" (not-Dvořák)