A Yahoozee Christmas

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Gentle Giant, Dec 21, 2016.

  1. Gentle Giant

    Gentle Giant Giant Admin for a Day Staff Member

    Smith Jones and Kringle Kris sing yahoozee Christmas favorites. Okay, well, they howl a lot and... okay, yeah, they won't sing until you send $29.95 plus shipping and handling by Western Union or Money Gram... (Also available on Scam Tunes.)

    The Little Dumber Boy
    I Saw Mommy going to Money gram
    Oh Little Town of Festac
    Money Gram is Coming to Town
    Joy 2 de Boyz
    Kelvin the Red-Faced Scammer
    I’ll be Homely for Christmas
    All I Want for Christmas is Cash
    12 Scams of Christmas
    Jingle Cash
    There’s No Place like Westy for the Holidays


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    And...order before midnight tonight and receive this bonus album, Yahoozee Classics, featuring the Festac Festival Orchestra performing such forgettable classics as:
    Wenn ich kein Geld habe, from Die Meisterscammer (not-Wagner)
    Wo, o wo ist mein mugu?, from Lowenbrau (not-Wagner)
    Non ci sono soldi oggi, from Il truffatore di Siviglia (not-Rossini)
    Fingal's Internet Cafe Overture (not-Mendelssohn)
    Symphony 5 in E minor "From the Scam World" (not-Dvořák)
     
  2. Central Scrutinizer

    Central Scrutinizer Administrator Staff Member

    ...and the Par-tridge Fa-mi-ly!
     

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