Barrister Goodluck

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Subject PUT HAND TOGETHER MA GUY?
Date: 2016-06-07
From: efccbarristergoodluck@gmail.com
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MUMU U R A BUSHMAN OF DI HIGHEST ORDER. FIT U GO GET URSELF SOME EDUCATION NA LEARN HOW TO SPELLL PROPER ENGLISH BI FO U TRY NA TROW UR SHONKY MONKEY SCRIM FORM. BASTARD SON OF A HE GOAT WHO FULKED A BABOON WHO WAS UR SO CALLED MOTHER NA BORN OUT A MONKEY LAIK U. ILLITERATE APE NA UR MOTHER RAISED U ON DI FLOOR OF DI JUNGLE SUKING ANTS OUT OF THE GROUND USE STRIPS OF GRASS. MUMU ABEG TELL ME Y U WASTE UR TAIM WRITE DIS RUBBISHES WETIN MAGA NEVER REPLY UR EMAIL ONE TAIM? U NEVER EVEN GET AUTO RESPOND. SMOL SMOL BOI FORM LAIKE URS NOT FIT EVER GET MUGU PAY BILL. AS U ARE JUST IDIOT WIT NO PROPER SCHOOLNG OR KNOWLEGES SO LET ME KINDLY ADVICE U ONE TING. U NEVER DON SEE WESTY WHOLE LIFE, OK? NAU DO URSELF FAVOR NA GO BAG TO UR POOR IGBO VILLAGE NA PUSH TRUK. STADIUM FOOL LAIK U, I HAFF NO MORE TAIM FO WASTE ON UR STUPIDTY WETIN I HAFF LOTS OF WORK TO DO MY CHAMBERS. CHURCH RAT BARBARIAN, GOD GO PURNISH U NAU OOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
 

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From: EFCC Chambers Barrister Googluck <efccbarristergoodluck@gmail.com>
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Date: Sun, Jun 5, 2016
Subject: God Bless Ma Guy

You filthy shameless black babboom with clothes on. You have no respect for humanity whey you dare send your rubbish formats to my box. Do you think any maga will ever take you seriously with your stupid Oyinbo name, fake photos, and childish form? You should be ashamed of yourself. How can you possibly consider yourself fit for GUYMAN work when you can't even utter a 3 word sentence in proper English? Hahahaha. You illiterate uneducated ill spoken goat fulker? That is all you are. I think I need not say anything further about you knowing that poverty and starvation will continue to be your full portion. Meanwhile, me and all my other well educated mates with PHD are chopping so much money each week for fools like you. All my boys have cars, houses, hotels, many wives and children and live happily. Last week we shared a payment from a client of $256,000 and this week we chorped another $189,000. Mumu, come here to Kampala and learn how to throw real work, how to package jobs correctly, and how to make big money. Otherwise you can politely and quietly axe you and waste of skin to death while doing this world a big favor for all I care. Please, I beg you mumu, call me if you want to learn how to make some real money instead of just wasting time with your pathetic smol smol boi formats while you struggle to make enough doughy just to drop for recharge your stolen nokia. BASSSSSSTAAAARD OOOOOOO?
 

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Subject: MA GUY DISS BI MY MAGGAR NA. PLS ABEG OOOOOO
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From: Barrister Goodluck <efccbarristergoodluck@gmail.com>
Date: Wed, 6 Jul 2016

MA GUY DISS MAN BI MA CLIENT OK:

xxxxx@gmail.com

I ALREADY CHORPED HE ALREADY. HE PAY ONLY SMALL BILL SO FAR, BUT I WORK WIT HIM LONG NAU ON CONSIGNMENT NA HE GO PAY FULL BILL SOON. NA HE LAIK BI SAY TO ME DAT U CONTACT HE TOO OOOOOO? ABEG U NOR CONTACT HE AGAIN NA SPOIL MA WORK OK GUY? TANKS BROS. PLS OK. ONE LOVE ABEG.
 

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Needs a woman's touch!

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From: EFCC Chambers Barrister Goodluck <efccbarristergoodluck@gmail.com>
Date: Wed, 20 Jul 2016
Subject: Re: Re; ATM card

Bros, I know dat u already take em client email address dat I dey send u bifo na u dey drop em fo Google na dey get client website. Na u dey follow follow fo get he phone number from he website ooooooo. dat is hau u dey mek contact with he. i know diss cause client tell me all diss fings. Abeg mek us juss go our own ways now na u stop contact he na. whey i mek the correct chorp wey diss maggar again i go send correct western for una. u can trust me bros cause i dey good god fearing christian. one love.
 

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Subject: OH MA GUY PLS ABEG GOD BLESS ONE LOVE OGA
Date: 2016-08-30
From; efccbarristergoodluck@gmail.com
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ma guy diss man bi ma client email address ok: xxxx@gmail.com & xxxxx@gmail.com . nau maggar haff 2 email address cause i mek he change email one already cause another guy try fo overtake. na i already chorped he but e only pay small bill but i dey work wit she long nau on consignment na she go pay full bill soon ooooo.

point of matter is na he laik bi say dat u dey contact he about trunk box too ooooooooo? abeg u nor contact he again na spoil ma work ok guy cause he is my client fo long nau oooooo? abeg nor vex oooooo? tanks bros. pls ok. one love.
 

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Subject: OH MA GUY PLS ABEG NOR PURNISH ME OK? GOD BLESS ONE LOVE OGA
Date: 2016-11-28
From: efccbarristergoodluck@gmail.com
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ma guy diss man bi ma client email address ok: xxx.com & xxx.com . maggar haff 2 email address so pls take note of both cause laik bi say i already chorped he but e only pay small bill na i dey work wit she long time already on consignment na she go pay full bill soon oooooooo?

point of matter is na he laik bi say dat u dey contact he about trunk box too na ooooooooo? abeg u nor contact he again na spoil ma work okmmy guy cause diss is my client fo long nau oooooo? abeg nor vexmoooooo? tanks bros. pls ok. one love.
 

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Subject: MUMU U BI BIGGEST FOOL AT 40 NA CLOSEST RELATIVE OF RARE AND NEARLY EXTINCT SPEC:
Date: 2016-11-30
From: efccbarristergoodluck@gmail.com
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SEE MUMU, NA 4 UR HAND DEM BEGIN DEY SEE SOUTH? MANY PPL DON GO COME BACK B4 DEM BORN UR PAPA. SMOL SMOL BOI LAIK UNA NA JUNIOR CAFE BOI YANSHY U DEY LICK FO THERE ABI? BASTURD LIKE U WEN NOR NO WERE E FROM COME, NA LOOSE DOG U BE, THEIF, NOR WORRY NA UR DEAD BODY DEM GO CARRY COME BACK SOON, NA U BE THE GOAT WEN WITCHES 4 UR PAPA VILLAGE WON TAKE DO XMAS. MAKE U DEY FEED WELL BEFORE DEM CUT UR HEAD COMMOT, ONYE IBERIBE DISS BI UR FULL PORTION.* *I NOR KNOW SAY DEFORMED PEOPLE LIKE YOU STILL DEY THIS NIGERIA. WHEN OPERATION SWEEP COME OUT SAY THEM DON FETCH YOU AND YOUR WHOLE DEADED FAMILY THROW AWAY IN RUBBISHES. WOT A PITY?