OK. No offense to anyone's hair color, but some of them are, well, humorous. And yes, we do have some blond members here, but they also have a sense of humor, and I will not mention any names. Besides, some of my best family members are blondes. So heeeeerrrrrreeeee we go. Q: What do you call ten blondes lined up, side by side, in a row? A: A wind tunnel.