Blonde jokes

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Gentle Giant, Jun 26, 2007.

  1. Dick H Box

    Dick H Box Samurai

    Essex-girls are a sub-species of blonde.

    What do you call a load of Essex girls swimming in the Thames?
    The Isle of Dogs!
     
  2. De Master Yoda

    De Master Yoda Administrator Staff Member

    Quarterback.

    A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. "Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents." Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?" "Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like, hello? It's only 25 cents!" - Author (EpicallyFun)
     
  3. De Master Yoda

    De Master Yoda Administrator Staff Member

    A beautiful blonde causes chaos on the plane, but the pilot has a simple solution!

     

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