Olympic roof jumpers pass dope tests

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Gentle Giant, Aug 16, 2008.

  1. Gentle Giant

    Gentle Giant Giant Admin for a Day Staff Member

    Beijing- AP.

    Several Nigerian roof-jumping contestants have been cleared to continue in Olympic Games after testing positive for banned substances.

    Olympic roof-jumping is the only sport where banned substances are encouraged. The roof-jumping events begin on Monday at a building in Beijing known locally as “A Tall Buildingâ€.

    In particular, Nigerian jumpers Mark Bob and Roberts John each tested positive for more than 3 banned substances. One IOC official said, “They passed their doping tests with flying coloursâ€.

    Another Olympic official Ms. Green, said, "In fact, these are some of the biggest dopes we've ever seen. We're surprised they can find their way from the Olympic Village to the roof-jumping venue.“

    A Nigerian roof-jumping coach, Mr. Smith Jones, said “De boyz be in good form. De be jumping fools and de be ready to…..†(unintelligible)

    Nigeria is expected to dominate the roof-jumping events although “alleged†athletes from Benin, Ghana, and Cote d’Ivoire are expected to challenge the Nigerians’ dominance of the “sport†especially in the team events.

    (Note: the above is an attempt at humor. Please do not write me nasty notes. Humor people, humor. A quality greatly needed in dealing with scammers all the time).
  2. Kat

    Kat Administrator Staff Member

    Olympic roof jumping hopefuls practice in Lagos before leaving for Beijing.

  3. De Master Yoda

    De Master Yoda Administrator Staff Member

    Training reachs a fever pitch!

    And the training has started in ernest now! despite having torrential rain in Lagos, the yahoo boyz are still training hard.

    However true to the scammer mentality, some have not quite got the idea yet!

    Honest Guv likes this.
  4. Central Scrutinizer

    Central Scrutinizer Administrator Staff Member


    The point of roof jumping is simple: go to the top of a large building, jump onto cement (concrete). Not dirt, not sand, and certainly not into water. The whole point of the exercise is to cause serious if not fatal physical trauma. This guy needs to go back to square one. Get back up on the roof, try again....
  5. De Master Yoda

    De Master Yoda Administrator Staff Member

    Clueless yahoo boyz.

    Very good advice Central Scrutinizer, After dragging him out of the water and explaining that he was to jump onto cement, he thought it would be a good idea to use wet cement in violation of the actual guidelines.
    As usual with a clueless yahoo boi, he made a complete mess of this jump as well! I think we may leave him there for awhile, at least until the cement hardens a bit!

  6. Quark

    Quark Moderator Staff Member

    Definitely passing the dope test. Apparently this roof jumping thing is more complicated than it looks at first.
  7. Mr Natural

    Mr Natural Ninja

    Baiters help Roof Top Boyz

    In a heart felt gesture, baiters line up to help the Roof Top Boyz attain their goals. Shown here they hand carry cement to build a building that will hold the highest roof in Lagos for the boys to practice on. The only problem is they only get one chance for practice.


    The building grows each day,

    The roof is a sight to behold,

    For those reluctant jumpers, workers apply a nice coating of hot grease to coax them a bit and rid them of their fears,
    Last edited: Aug 17, 2008
  8. Central Scrutinizer

    Central Scrutinizer Administrator Staff Member

    Serious injury is the point of roof jumping. Yoda's post (# 5) shows the problem with scammers. This is still a complicated concept for a lot of them.

    In the old days when you had someone you wanted to get rid of you would give him some "cement overshoes". This meant sticking him in a bucket, pouring some quick setting cement in in the bucket, taking the guy out on the river and then dropping him overboard. The concrete being heavy, he would sink down to the bottom and swim with the fishes.

    The scammer boyz show how dumb they are because they have put the guy's body in cement and left his feet OUT of the cement. They can't even do simple things correctly.
  9. theFAILURE

    theFAILURE New Member

  10. De Master Yoda

    De Master Yoda Administrator Staff Member

    Its ok folks they landed on their heads!

    Yeah nice find tF, I was a little concerned when I saw that the vines were too long? but when I saw that they landed on their heads it all seemed to make sense! :crutch: It seems that in typical scammer boi fashion they just wanted to save their legs for de big jump!
    It does not matter about their heads being damaged as they are mostly empty!:rolleyes:
  11. De Master Yoda

    De Master Yoda Administrator Staff Member

    Another yahoo boi caught!

    Due to the massive crowds arriving in town to watch the roof jumping sports, the local traffic control is in full action!
    Here we see yet another yahoo boi being caught speeding on his hotted up donkey, they are being closely watched to avoid endangering life and limb by reckless driving down the main street!

  12. Sphinx

    Sphinx Administrator Staff Member

    This is a guy thing, right?
  13. Quark

    Quark Moderator Staff Member

    It's a guy thing. A not-very-smart guy thing, but still a guy thing. This proves that you have machismo. It also helps to clean out the lower end of the gene pool.
  14. Jessica

    Jessica Administrator Staff Member

    Totally a guy thing. :rolleyes:
  15. Kat

    Kat Administrator Staff Member

    Ain't it the truth!
  16. Spidey

    Spidey Ninja

    But the real question Kat, would you go on a date with a roof jumpin yahoo boi?
  17. Kat

    Kat Administrator Staff Member

    @ spidey,

    Do you see those guys jumping in the video that TF found? I've been out with an octopus that had more brains.
  18. Spidey

    Spidey Ninja

    You must date some....interesting guys.
  19. Kat

    Kat Administrator Staff Member

    Do they have roof-jumping events in the paralympics?
  20. The Doctor

    The Doctor Administrator Staff Member

    But if they survive the first round of regular roof jumping won't they be paralympians by default?

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