Olympic roof jumpers pass dope tests

Gentle Giant

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Beijing- AP.

Several Nigerian roof-jumping contestants have been cleared to continue in Olympic Games after testing positive for banned substances.

Olympic roof-jumping is the only sport where banned substances are encouraged. The roof-jumping events begin on Monday at a building in Beijing known locally as “A Tall Buildingâ€.

In particular, Nigerian jumpers Mark Bob and Roberts John each tested positive for more than 3 banned substances. One IOC official said, “They passed their doping tests with flying coloursâ€.

Another Olympic official Ms. Green, said, "In fact, these are some of the biggest dopes we've ever seen. We're surprised they can find their way from the Olympic Village to the roof-jumping venue.“

A Nigerian roof-jumping coach, Mr. Smith Jones, said “De boyz be in good form. De be jumping fools and de be ready to…..†(unintelligible)

Nigeria is expected to dominate the roof-jumping events although “alleged†athletes from Benin, Ghana, and Cote d’Ivoire are expected to challenge the Nigerians’ dominance of the “sport†especially in the team events.


(Note: the above is an attempt at humor. Please do not write me nasty notes. Humor people, humor. A quality greatly needed in dealing with scammers all the time).
 

De Master Yoda

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Training reachs a fever pitch!

And the training has started in ernest now! despite having torrential rain in Lagos, the yahoo boyz are still training hard.

However true to the scammer mentality, some have not quite got the idea yet!

 

Central Scrutinizer

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^^Clueless.

The point of roof jumping is simple: go to the top of a large building, jump onto cement (concrete). Not dirt, not sand, and certainly not into water. The whole point of the exercise is to cause serious if not fatal physical trauma. This guy needs to go back to square one. Get back up on the roof, try again....
 

De Master Yoda

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Clueless yahoo boyz.

Very good advice Central Scrutinizer, After dragging him out of the water and explaining that he was to jump onto cement, he thought it would be a good idea to use wet cement in violation of the actual guidelines.
As usual with a clueless yahoo boi, he made a complete mess of this jump as well! I think we may leave him there for awhile, at least until the cement hardens a bit!

 
#7
Baiters help Roof Top Boyz

In a heart felt gesture, baiters line up to help the Roof Top Boyz attain their goals. Shown here they hand carry cement to build a building that will hold the highest roof in Lagos for the boys to practice on. The only problem is they only get one chance for practice.




The building grows each day,


The roof is a sight to behold,


For those reluctant jumpers, workers apply a nice coating of hot grease to coax them a bit and rid them of their fears,
 
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Central Scrutinizer

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Serious injury is the point of roof jumping. Yoda's post (# 5) shows the problem with scammers. This is still a complicated concept for a lot of them.

In the old days when you had someone you wanted to get rid of you would give him some "cement overshoes". This meant sticking him in a bucket, pouring some quick setting cement in in the bucket, taking the guy out on the river and then dropping him overboard. The concrete being heavy, he would sink down to the bottom and swim with the fishes.

The scammer boyz show how dumb they are because they have put the guy's body in cement and left his feet OUT of the cement. They can't even do simple things correctly.
 

De Master Yoda

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#10
Its ok folks they landed on their heads!

Yeah nice find tF, I was a little concerned when I saw that the vines were too long? but when I saw that they landed on their heads it all seemed to make sense! :crutch: It seems that in typical scammer boi fashion they just wanted to save their legs for de big jump!
It does not matter about their heads being damaged as they are mostly empty!:rolleyes:
 

De Master Yoda

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#11
Another yahoo boi caught!

Due to the massive crowds arriving in town to watch the roof jumping sports, the local traffic control is in full action!
Here we see yet another yahoo boi being caught speeding on his hotted up donkey, they are being closely watched to avoid endangering life and limb by reckless driving down the main street!

 

Quark

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#13
It's a guy thing. A not-very-smart guy thing, but still a guy thing. This proves that you have machismo. It also helps to clean out the lower end of the gene pool.
 

Kat

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#17
@ spidey,

Do you see those guys jumping in the video that TF found? I've been out with an octopus that had more brains.
 
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