Scammer dictionary

[Kat]

Weneficiary

a beneficiary who has money at Western Union.

demur-rage

How angry a scammer gets when he can't spell the word and isn't familiar with the concept.

 

[basenji]

dormat account

Nonexistent money hidden under a rug that the scammer keeps stumbling upon.

 

[basenji]

Fudiciary

A scammer with a metathetical attitude to faith and trust.

 

[Central Scrutinizer]

I thought it was a guy who works for Elmer Fudd.

 

[basenji]

Be vewy, vewy quiet, it's a secwet...

 

[basenji]

an Italian Expert rate

Somebody the wicked relatives of the Kipkalya Kones sisters in Kenya keep selling their deceased father's property to.

 

[Sphinx]

Re-newing

To make something new again.

 

[basenji]

Briexit

Not sure, but I think it's the situation a scammer finds himself in when he's voted no to cheese.

 

[The Doctor]

standart customer

A customer who puts art for display on easels.

 

[Central Scrutinizer]

Cordinetor

A person who makes rope.

 

[Kat]

Mainwhile

The primary, most important 'while'

 

[De Master Yoda]

Scoltland

Scammers seem to think it is an area in Lagos Nigeria UK.

 

[Kat]

SCOTLANDTO

A country near Scoltland.

 

[Kat]

authorapproved

Authorized and approved.