Scammers say the funniest things in 2017

Discussion in 'Welcome - How AFI works' started by Miyuki, Dec 31, 2016.

  1. Miyuki

    Miyuki Administratrix Staff Member

    Because they can't help themselves.

    Apparently our first major geographical relocation of 2017.
     
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  2. Marie

    Marie Administrator Staff Member

    But already I am married.
     
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  3. basenji

    basenji Administrator Staff Member

    I promise I'll make sure I'm terrified with it before I add anyone.
     
  4. Miyuki

    Miyuki Administratrix Staff Member

    That might be exciting.
     
  5. Central Scrutinizer

    Central Scrutinizer Administrator Staff Member

    So who gets the money I send to Benin?
     
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  6. Central Scrutinizer

    Central Scrutinizer Administrator Staff Member

    I love smoothies.
     
  7. The Doctor

    The Doctor Administrator Staff Member

    Yes, I'll get on that right away!
     
  8. Sphinx

    Sphinx Administrator Staff Member

    I wonder if being dead counts as embattled? :rolleyes:
     
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  9. The Doctor

    The Doctor Administrator Staff Member

    Meanwhile, the Horned One has a different spin on this.
     
  10. Spidey

    Spidey Ninja

    Got the next one!
     
  11. Maybe I'm making progress. I used to be stuck between a rock and a hard place.
     
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  12. Kat

    Kat Administrator Staff Member

    Not quite the word I would use....:rolleyes:
     
  13. Miyuki

    Miyuki Administratrix Staff Member

    My spleen is more honest.

    Well now I am rich.
     
  14. Central Scrutinizer

    Central Scrutinizer Administrator Staff Member

    So I guess my ATM card will be coming by boat.
     
  15. Nanook

    Nanook Administrator Staff Member

    St. Pierre?
     
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  16. Miyuki

    Miyuki Administratrix Staff Member

    Maybe they work outdoors.
     
  17. Honest Guv

    Honest Guv Ninja

    Or just wandering around aimlessly trying to remember which office I work in.
     
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  18. Miyuki

    Miyuki Administratrix Staff Member

    I will not have contact with a prostate primarily because I don't have one....
     
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  19. basenji

    basenji Administrator Staff Member

    Right. An espresso please, and keep the change.
     
  20. The Doctor

    The Doctor Administrator Staff Member

    And I'm certain they can hardly wait for that.
     

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