Spammers say the funniest things

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Miyuki, Feb 23, 2009.

  1. Miyuki

    Miyuki Administratrix Staff Member

    Sounds like it's time to get some new pants. :rolleyes:
     
  2. Kat

    Kat Administrator Staff Member

    OMG!. You owe me a new keyboard now because mine has coffee all over it.
     
  3. Jessica

    Jessica Administrator Staff Member

    From spammer Homer Bateman" <kefxavierjdiz@xavierj.com>
    I think it' supposed to be "will not". And who laughs at wood anyway?
     
  4. Miyuki

    Miyuki Administratrix Staff Member

    Yes, and now it is March. :rolleyes:
     
  5. Sphinx

    Sphinx Administrator Staff Member

    Oh yeah like i don't have enough hormones. :rolleyes:
     
  6. Miyuki

    Miyuki Administratrix Staff Member

    I can't believe it either. :rolleyes:

    "Abel Gorman" <kefxdyydiz@xdyy.org>

    Made of my silence? Mad because of my silence?
     
  7. Cold War Kid

    Cold War Kid Ninja

    Being hung as a horse thief is more likely.
     
  8. Miyuki

    Miyuki Administratrix Staff Member

    From: "Corrine Xafahoi"
    And yet, somehow, your spam mail found me!
     
  9. Kat

    Kat Administrator Staff Member

    That must give a distinct advantage to firemen or gardeners.
     
  10. Marie

    Marie Administrator Staff Member

    It will be interesting.
     
  11. Kat

    Kat Administrator Staff Member

    This guy has never met my cat who can already be a monster. Not to mention the dog in the backyard.
     
  12. Central Scrutinizer

    Central Scrutinizer Administrator Staff Member

    Yeah just what I always wanted, a magnetic voice. Try getting through an airline security check with that!
     
  13. Cold War Kid

    Cold War Kid Ninja

    Yeah. Sure. Nice mail from Justin Graham <295nothum1@garzanet.com>
     
  14. Miyuki

    Miyuki Administratrix Staff Member

    That is why we have this website. :)

    "Cherie Ritter" <poipoi2000o@yahoo.co.jp>
    It just makes me love verbs even more.
     
  15. Miyuki

    Miyuki Administratrix Staff Member

    "Dr. Clyde Lam" <zivav@wartaponsel.com>
    Whatever.
     
  16. basenji

    basenji Administrator Staff Member

    You've got to love verbs, that's where all the action is.
     
  17. Nanook

    Nanook Administrator Staff Member

    I'd rather be Zeus.

    "Leopold Rush" <maillusik-busik@ubisoft.com>
     
  18. Central Scrutinizer

    Central Scrutinizer Administrator Staff Member

    From: "DUNG Ware" <IQolefinLanders@gmail.com>

    :rolleyes:

    I wondered when he was going to get home.
     
  19. Kat

    Kat Administrator Staff Member

    I don't think so.... :rolleyes:
     
  20. Kat

    Kat Administrator Staff Member

    From: "Durbin Bevin" <Matuszkiewicznljli@gmail.com>
    I hope his brain can grow a little too.
     

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