Tamish Mikdoodle, Safe all Scotland Wildlife

Discussion in 'Animal Scams' started by Kat, Aug 27, 2014.

  1. Kat

    Kat Administrator Staff Member

    Only from the mind of a Burkinabe.

    From Sas Wl
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    Subject: "SAFE DE WORLD"
    From: Sas Wl ~sas.wl3@aol.fr>
    Date: Tue, 26 Aug 2014

    SAFE ALL SCOTLAND WILDLIFE ON TV

    Greetings to you dear one who love animals to being in danger. Today in the world many animal now close to certain death and have only small number left here.

    We are organisation who help to preserve those animals who have only short time left here on world and we look for conscious people who like to safe animals to death.

    We based in North Scotland England and have much work here to safe Scottish Mountian Bare and Scotlan Nessmonster from dying from the whole world. Only one adult Nessmonster is now alive and kicking and we must start control breading programe immediately to safe him.

    Shortly we will be doing a big TV Programe all about our work and we look now for people who helps us for taking parts. We look for people from all over to come here for this great occasion and meet Stars of TV and Hollywood and to meet the animals and to visit at our reservation high on the mountains at this glorious part of United Kingdom of England.

    When you come visit you able to stay in our very own hunting lodge on edge of the Great Epping Forest. This give you specular view across big Great Dividing Planes where buffalow,dere,antelope plays and roam, to the glorious shores of Lochness Lake, where it possible to look at much lovely beaver laying down in sun. This hunting lodge will be very happy for guest to bring pets and we here would be very happy to see pets so he maybe in film and make moneys.

    IT IS AMAZING DISCOVER A WHOLE COLON OF VERY RARE WILD HAGGIS WHO BURROW INTO HIGH MOUNTIAN LAND AND SING. WE HAS VERY EXCITING FOR THIS AND WE PLAN HAGGIS HUNTS ONE NIGHT FOR YOU. NO NEED TO BRING GUNS WE HAS THEM HEAR.

    Also for small fee we give chance to safe one Scottish Mountian Bear from certain death by adaption.You have chance to give him name and to ride him to the Lochness lake to see Nessmonster called Nessie.

    Please contact our secretary Mrs Lucy Hannah, email capitaltour6040@gmail.com, if you would wish to join our programe and for us to send to you information pack details of programe.

    Please give this details to secretary by emailling straight away and she will make sure you get what you deserve:

    NAME.....................................
    Email......................................
    Telephone...............................
    Post address...........................
    Name of pet............................
    What is pet.............................
    How old is pet........................
    Does he do fun Trick..............
    Does he climb tree.................
    Does he bite..........................
    Does He smell bad................
    Does he faret loud.................
    Does He have deceaze,tick or flees ............
    Does he kill human being.................................
    Does He kill Bare.............................................
    Does he kill Nessmonster.................................
    Does he pee on bed.........................................
    Does he make noisy bedtime all night.............
    Does he drounin in lake...................................

    Tamish Mikdoodle
    Department of News and Pressing
     
  2. Nanook

    Nanook Administrator Staff Member

    This reminds me about a dragon who lives by the sea and frolics in the Autumn mists.
     
  3. Sphinx

    Sphinx Administrator Staff Member

    Near Honah Lee?
     
  4. Central Scrutinizer

    Central Scrutinizer Administrator Staff Member

    This isn't real.
     
  5. Kat

    Kat Administrator Staff Member

    Yes, I thought it might be some kind of spoof too. I wrote to Lucy but she hasn't written back.
     
  6. basenji

    basenji Administrator Staff Member

    Hunting wild Haggis sounds pretty fun though. Serve with neeps and tatties.
     
  7. Nanook

    Nanook Administrator Staff Member

    No, we always dress him up before we let him kill anything.
     
  8. Kat

    Kat Administrator Staff Member

    No but I do. ;)
     

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