Top 10 things to do with a 419 scammer

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Gentle Giant, Dec 15, 2007.

  1. Gentle Giant

    Gentle Giant Giant Admin for a Day Staff Member

    Does a 419 scammer have any possible use to society, or to humanity at large? I believe they do, and these are some things that you could do with a 419 scammer, besides put them in prison.


    10. Give them a police baton and have them perform peacekeeping duties in Dhafur (Sudan).

    9. Give them a police baton and have them perform peacekeeping duties in the eastern Congo, the Kivu region (D.R. Congo).

    8. Give them a stick and have them perform landmine clearance in Cambodia.

    7. Give them a stick and have them perform landmine clearance in Iraq.

    6.Give them a stick and have them perform landmine clearance in Afghanistan.

    5. Give them a stick and have them perform landmine clearance in Angola.

    4. Give them a stick and have them perform landmine clearance in Mozambique.

    3. Give them a stick and have them perform landmine clearance in Sierra Leone.

    2. Give them a bucket and a mop and have them clean up 3 Mile Island.


    and the number one best thing you could do with a 419 scammer:

    1. Give them a bucket and a mop and have them clean up Chernobyl.
     
  2. De Master Yoda

    De Master Yoda Administrator Staff Member

    Anther use for a 419 scammer!

    Hmm food for thought here! maybe we could think of another use for a sharp stick ? They could shove it xxxxxx ---No its a family forum!
     
  3. Quark

    Quark Moderator Staff Member

    Maybe you could use a scammer for a crash-test dummy.
     
  4. Top Gun

    Top Gun Ninja

    Shows promise.

    yay, good idea Quark, they already qualify in the 'DUMMY' part so all we need are some crash tests.:cool:
     
  5. Sphinx

    Sphinx Administrator Staff Member

    Wait, you think there IS something useful you could do with a scammer?
     
  6. Quark

    Quark Moderator Staff Member

    You could use them as sharkbait. Sharks would eat them.

    well....maybe....

    or, maybe not.
     
  7. Spanish Administrator

    Spanish Administrator THE Spanish Administrator Staff Member

    I think sharks would eat them ^^. Sharks are not too discriminatory in their eating habits.
     
  8. Central Scrutinizer

    Central Scrutinizer Administrator Staff Member

    I suppose live-fire target practice would be out of order?
     
  9. Jessica

    Jessica Administrator Staff Member

    That would just be a waste of good ammunition.
     
  10. frazzle

    frazzle Ninja

    I think this would be a waste of perfectly good stick.
     
  11. Cold War Kid

    Cold War Kid Ninja

    Good point frazzle. Why waste a good stick on a scammer?

    Just let them crawl and use their hands to find landmines.
     
  12. Nanook

    Nanook Administrator Staff Member

    Maybe you could dunk them in the Amazon and have them do a census count of piranas.
     
  13. Quark

    Quark Moderator Staff Member

    Or a variation on Nanook's idea, maybe you could drop them in shark-infested waters and have them do a shark population census.
     
  14. Sphinx

    Sphinx Administrator Staff Member

    I would say maybe we should not do anything with them. we could just ignore them. But that's probably hard to do.
     
  15. The scammers are not needed

    Maybe we could have them do something useful, like painting them and using them as traffic crash barriers?
     
  16. Top Gun

    Top Gun Ninja

    Scammers are bad news.

    Yay, While I do not go along with hurting people, I could make an exception for the scammers!
    The part about the sharks seems good to me! or target practice, :75k:
     
  17. Quark

    Quark Moderator Staff Member

    Use them as lab rats.
     
  18. The Doctor

    The Doctor Administrator Staff Member

    Yes, but think about all of those unemployed lab rats.
     
  19. De Master Yoda

    De Master Yoda Administrator Staff Member

    Free bungee jumping for scammers.

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  20. Kat

    Kat Administrator Staff Member

    Alligator bait...we hadn't thought about that before. That would keep the alligators fed....
     

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