Olympic roof jumpers pass dope tests

Kat

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Look at these boobs.
I'm sure he's referring to the athletes in the roof jumping events in Rio.
 

Central Scrutinizer

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Don't know Kat, he might be thinking about you.
 

Kat

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Scammers are always thinking about me. ;)
 

Central Scrutinizer

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Maybe when they jump they could jump into the green pool.
 
Old post but I liked it. However to keep up to date bungee jumping is more exciting and ideal for the scammers. You can buy suitable lengths of polypropylene rope with a 250 kg breaking strain and even tasty flecked stuff. For a jump off a bridge say 80 metres high you would need about 40 metres of rope per leg. 250 kg should provide a safety margin because we can't have it snap at the bottom can we.
The benefits are enormous because not only do they get an adrenaline rush, they get a sense of acheivement as well as a feeling of detachment.
 

Central Scrutinizer

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This is great. I think this is a whole new direction...
 

De Master Yoda

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"For a jump off a bridge say 80 metres high you would need about 40 metres of rope per leg."

Scammers are not very bright so we can advise them to have a good safety margin, say 90 metres of rope for an 80 meter bridge. :ROFLMAO:
 
I am reminded of my Avatar here for some reason Nanook. Whichever sport chosen the only way is down and hopefully, we hasten that.
 

Jessica

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Is this a new Olympic event or is this just "freestyle"?
 

Kat

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Still, seeing a scammer on the bobsled track without a sled would be an exciting event.
 

The Doctor

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4 of them attached together somehow would be even better.
 

Central Scrutinizer

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I'd like to see them going down that big ski jump thing without skis, headfirst.
 
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