Scammers say the funniest things, part 1

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Miyuki

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From Song Lile

That is why I ask that we work together so as to have the sun transferred out of my bank
I guess this might be where the expression came from about money burning a hole in your pocket.
 

Quark

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From Dr Hussein Hassan Sayeed, CMI Financial Management Services

OR ALTERNATIVELY BE DONATED TO A DISCREDITED TRUST FUND.
You'd think they could find some more reputable trust funds around there.
 

Spanish Admin

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A person who suited his description was declared dead of a heart attack in Cannes, South of France.
Odd. I was under the impression that Cannes is actually in France.
 

De Master Yoda

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obscured business suggestion.

I am Mr. Patrick K.W. Chan (Executive Director and Chief Financial Officer) of the Hang Seng Bank Ltd. I have an obscured business suggestion for you
Wow "obscured" sounds a bit vague?
 

Quark

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My nomination for worst scam email of the year.

From Marcus M. Egoma of Nigerian Interpol.
to seek your assistance in bringing these scam mist to book
The mist has been scamming? Oh, wait, he probably means scammist. Why doesn't he just say "scammer"?
According to the data resented to us by the British security
I guess it was grudgingly given? :confused:
how we will work together to tack them dawn
He's a sailor? He using thumb tacks? What is with this?
 

De Master Yoda

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scammers gets confused.

Life itself is a misery and nobody can tell what can be of it. Those that can tell what can be of it are those who cannot tell us because they are far from us (dead).
HUH??.....
 
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