Scammers say the funniest things, part 1

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Kat

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I also want you to always put me in prayer.
I think the word "she" is loking for is PRISON, not prayer.
 

Miyuki

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a Resident Foreigner, here in the United Kingdom, who died In the state,
I think he means intestate. :rolleyes:
 

Kat

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if you do not receive your winning prize of $800,000.00 we shall be held responsible for the loss and this shall invite a penalty of $3,000 which will be made PAYABLE ONLY to you (The Winner).
So if I read this correctly the FBI only loses $3,000 if I don't collect my money but $800,000 if I DO collect my money.
 

Sphinx

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^ I think you get at least $3,000 out of the deal either way.
THE OPTION I CHOOSED FOR YOU AFTER I RECEIVED AN UPDATE FROM THE FINANCE SECURITY AGENT IN CHARGE OF YOUR TRANSACTION IS VISA CREDIT CARD.
I'm glad she choosed that for me. That's an FBI agent talking. ;)
 

mysteryquest

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Dear (Insert name here)
Regards to your preffered option, Sorry it took me long to
visited the courier company after reading your message
concerning the delivery of your certified bank draft to your
designated address,They demanded for US$60.00 meant for their
delivery cost and with assurance that you will get your check
in the next 2days.It is quit unfortunate that people rip off
some huge amount of money to deliver thier check
.But i assure
you everything will be settle.
It's not enough that we get all these scam emails, now we're expected to help fill them out?
It is indeed unfortunate! Even more so when there is no check.
 

Miyuki

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Nanook

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I am residing in the missionary here in Senegal,where I ran to for safety, because of the political civil war in Sudan
And they said Forrest Gump was just a running fool.
 

Sphinx

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we have taking it upon our duty to monitor everything in other to
cub cyber crime
Cub it to death! You can't beat that with a stick.
 

The Doctor

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From our intense investigation inspection and screwing, one person was discoursed to be A Bank Manager and one Diplomatic Officer
Lovely. :rolleyes:
 

Central Scrutinizer

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Your card was hold in our office due to Money laundering certificate
It's those damn money laundering certificates again. They always gum up the works.
 

Central Scrutinizer

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still expecting a next of kin or relative of the deceased, Mr. Schmuck Scott.
I guess I could pretend to be a schmuck.
 

Sphinx

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Maybe you don't need to pretend. :rofl:
 
This girl got problems! I don't understand them all but they sure look bad.
and Sold my father's property to an Italian Expert rate the shared Which Themselves Among the money and live nothing for me.
 
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