Scammers say the funniest things, part 1

[frazzle]

Several funnies from one format...

We are writhing to know if it's true that you are DEAD?

All we need to confirm now is your been DEAD Or still Alive. Because this MAN'S message brought shock to our minds. And we just can't proceed with him until we confirm if this is a reality ORnot But if it happened we did not hear from you after 7days, then we say: MAY YOUR SOUL REST IN PERFECT PEACE"

YOUR JOY AND SUCCESS REMAINS OUR GOAL.

May the peace of the Lord be with you wherever you may be now.

Your Faithfully,
Mrs.Farida Waziri

 

[Marie]

During the intervention of the ECOLOGY Soldiers to Restore the presidency

I think they are green soldiers.

 

[Miyuki]

Dear Frind

With frinds like that who needs enemies?

 

[Kat]

I think it's a bad translation from French.

YOU MUST IMMEDIATELY TAKE NOTE WITH THE MAIL WHICH SE FINDS IN ATTACHMENT TO CLAIM YOUR PROFIT NEAR THE USHER.