Scammers say the funniest things, part 2

[Prints Of Darkness]

WE ARRIVED WITH YOUR CONSIGNMENT TODAY ( NO DOUBT ABOUT IT )

How could I even doubt it? Maybe the Nigerian IP causes a few doubts in my mind....

But here comes a very gentle man by name Jacob Clyde who came asking us to direct your money to his bank, claiming that you had an accident recently and you are out of United States for treatment.

Yeah because when I'm sick I always hop down to Mexico for treatment. I'd never go to the clinic a couple of blocks down the street.

 

[Spanish Admin]

Any alteration,cancellation or wrong information/mistakes mas as a result of providing this requirements will make such claim Invalid and not genue.

That relieves my concerns.

 

[Marie]

ACCEPT OUR WORM REGARDS

Aaa. it's gross.

 

[Sphinx]

BE WARNED: YOU WILL BE ARRESTED IF YOU DECLINE THIS MESSAGE!

You'll take this money and you'll like it!

 

[Spanish Admin]

after series of complains from the FBI and other Security agencies from Asia, Europe, Oceania, Antarctica,

Apparently the penguins are getting restless.

 

[Emsilatas.]

Apparently the penguins are getting restless.

Jajajajajaj!! Realmente, este es uno de los más divertidos que se han publicado. Eres uno de mis favoritos!! ESpero que lo puedas traducir!! Me he reido mucho!!

 

[The Doctor]

Read your private massage

I'd rather feel it.

 

[De Master Yoda]

Dear Sir/Madam, Am contacting regarding of buying a raw material from your Country India

Bugger! They moved Australia to India and never told me.

 

[The Doctor]

This is to inform you that you are a winner.

I remained blessed.

 

[Prints Of Darkness]

i have been directed by my client to effect the immediate wire of the Sum of US$22.040 into your account

With that kind of money I'm heading to Rite Aid.

 

[Spanish Admin]

YOU WON Rs 85 LAKHS

And a partridge in a pear tree.

 

[Sapphire's Strike]

Are you married?

Have you any kid?

Describe your garden ?
I will love to see pictures of you and your garden

emmm.....and what exactly has any of this got to do with buying a pet?

 

[Nanook]

My husband died as a result of brief illness called heart attack,

That's what they call it.

and am suffering from kidney infection and a long time cancer of the lungs, which has partially affected my brain,

But she can send email. It must be a medical miracle.

 

[Lioness1]

Am very sorry for invading your privacy!

Darling, go to hell!

Where have u been to bab?

Far away for protecting my privacy!

 

[Kat]

Hello!
Spring has finally come! Romance is in the air!

Apparently they use a different seasonal calender in Russia than we do in North America....

 

[Spanish Admin]

You treated me some years back during a surgery at your hospital.

If I did, why are you still alive to talk about it?

 

[Lioness1]

coucou bonjour mon amour comment vas tu?? c`est Cedric Lacroix
Coucou hello how are you my love? Cedric Lacroix`s

Where have you come from again? Make yourself the flutter!

Happy Christmas in advance!

and for you "Happy Easter"!

 

[Hua Mulan]

This is because I have been suffering of cancer of the breast for the past 6yrs.

That treatment isn't working I think.

 

[Dororo]

this is part of precautionary measures to avoid double claim or misuse of this program by some social miscreants.

Who can they be?

 

[Lioness1]

So sorry to infringe on your privacy, its said a picture is worth a thousand words

I am what I am!