Scammers say the funniest things, part 2

[Naruto]

So I need the details on what to do to get the fund to my positions at the ealiest way.

Very ealy.

 

[Emsilatas.]

I´m the pastor of the church!! Everyday god is with me!! I´m the seller of this gold!! I´m a good people!

 

[Lioness1]

I am gonna get safe baby bile e me just get back to me with western union info

No love, no money!

Merry Xmas honey, I wish we are together this period of celebration so that we can have fun all through honey, but soon i promise you we will be together this new year we are entering, am really missing your presence honey, am wishing you all the best this season of celebration i cares a lot about you honey alot of love and kisses from me.

Honey, honey without dot and comma....?

 

[Central Scrutinizer]

ACCEPT OUR WORM REGARDS

That just makes me feel warm and squishy all over.

 

[Naruto]

HAPPY MARRY CHRISTMAS

Maybe he means for 2014 since he sent the email on December 28.