Scammers say the funniest things, part 3

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Miyuki

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Because as long as they scam they will say funny things.
 

Sphinx

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I am a widow suffering from a political depress in my country since the death of my husband.
I wonder if that's as bad as cancer of the brain?

I am Mr. Mahmud Ahmed from Syria. I am in Asia at the moment as a political refugee because of the recent problems of my country.
Weird. I always though Syria is in Asia.....
 

Nanook

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and will use this opportunity to let you know that GOD has chosen you to help me amongst other men on earth
I am special. :cool:
 

Miyuki

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to undo this limitation please download the attach file below and update you account information. ass soon ass possible for security reason.
Now I understand what they mean about covering my posterior.
 

De Master Yoda

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to undo this limitation please download the attach file below and update you account information. ass soon ass possible for security reason.
I wonder what he has on his mind? :rolleyes:
 

Hua Mulan

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You have (1) Unread Secured Message !

Click Here to Solve it !
Maybe it is a message with a problem?
 

Kat

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Miyuki

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YOUR FUND WHICH WAS STOPPED BY THE FORMAL FBI DIRECTOR, MR. ROBERT SWAN MUELLER HAS BEEN RELEASED BY ME,
Maybe Mueller was really the informal director. ;)

Co-Operate Head Quarter
Cooperate, or else!
 

basenji

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WE GOT YOUR INFORMATION THROUGH THE CHAMBERS OF COMMENCE
I wonder if it was painful.
 

De Master Yoda

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Dear Friend
I must say that I have enormous respect for you considering the manner in
which I have made contact with you.
Maybe he can be my PR guy!

.I have an obscured business suggestion for you
I do like clarity in my business dealings.
 
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Jessica

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Season Greetings to you
This is January. What seasonal greetings are appropriate at this time of the year?
 

Miyuki

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Lunar (or Chinese) New Year....
 

Central Scrutinizer

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De Master Yoda

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Attention,

We have concluded to effect your Wining Prize of 1.2USD, through western union,
WOW a dollar twenty.

I knew if I waited long enough I would hit easy street! :D
 
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