Scammers say the funniest things, part 3

[Lioness1]

gimme ur number

Just remember this: I am a "number"!

 

[Prints Of Darkness]

Please send the diplomat who is stranded at Hartsield-Atlanta Airport your delivery information.His name is James Morgam and he arrived at Loire-Atlantique Airport three hours ago with your package

So the diplomat can be in 2 places at the same time.

 

[De Master Yoda]

Please get back to me as soon as the weather is clear so that all transfer arrangement for the release of the $5 million dollars can be completed as quickly as possible.

Oh DRAT I have to wait until it stops raining to get my money!

 

[basenji]

I want you to be an inheritor of the fund, the fund is in a Doormat account

Off-floor banking business.

 

[Little Miss Sunshine]

These were always my favorite things about the lads. You couldn't make up this stuff.

 

[Sphinx]

I do not really know you well, but I will like to use your relationship to establish business in your country.

Sure. Not a problem. My brother-in-law is looking for something new.

 

[Nanook]

I NEED YOUR ASSISTANT

Sorry, she's busy.

 

[Prints Of Darkness]

I have a luvrative proposal involving huge fund capital

Slick!

Free Shipping Problem

Thanks. Just what I needed.

 

[Top Gun]

All the walfare of american Citizen is my consine

Way to go, mate, consined people rock.

 

[Cold War Kid]

DID YOU RECEIVE OUR LAST EMAIL?

No. I didn't even receive any actual text in the email you just sent me either.

 

[Tywysoges Gwen]

Note: Disregard any email you get from any impostors or offices claiming to be in possession of your ATM card, you are hereby advice only to be in contact with Mr. Bobby Isaac of the ATM card center who is the rightful person to deal with in regards to your payment and forward any emails you get from impostors to this office so we could act upon it immediately. Help stop cyber crime.

That is exactly what we are trying to do................

James B. Comey, FBI, 2014

 

[Spidey]

I NEED YOUR ASSISTANCE TO PULL THIS MONEY TO YOUR COUNTRY

Maybe you could put it in a trunk box and have a diplomat drag it around the planet for you.

 

[The Doctor]

We brought aiming industries back to life and we backup good business ideas by providing funds for their upstart.

I'm certain the aiming industries appreciate it and if I find myself ready to upstart a business I will keep this company in mind.

 

[Prints Of Darkness]

Meanwhile,I did not forget your past efforts and attempts to assist me in that process despite that it failed us at that time. due to no trust.

No trust? Just because a "woman" in Senegal tells me she's in Sweden? How could I fail to trust her?

 

[Jessica]

because a lot of scammer are out there to scam innocent citizen and this has made it very difficult for people to believe anything that comes through the internet but this is a different case.

What a relief. Trust me. Really. Seriously.

 

[Kat]

Mon emalil

Dianne, a man petending to be a woman, actually identifies his gender by using incorrect spellings of un citoyen canadien. The one he used identifies him as a male. Real French speakers would know basic French like that but maybe this scammer is new: http://antifraudintl.org/showthread.php?84458

 

[Nanook]

STATE OIL COMPANY YEAR 2013 RECRUITMENT EXERCISE

Nice. I really need a job for last year.

 

[Lioness1]

Sweetie just to get my flight fee, u know tomorrow is my birthday, i will like to celebrate it with u baby

Regularly birthdays? How old are you?

 

[Prints Of Darkness]

you are required to send your information ware your ATM cord will be deliver to you.

'Nuf Ced.

 

[Naruto]

Due to our latest fraud attempts, the following IP adresses were recorded:

An honest spammer: http://antifraudintl.org/showthread.php?58369-Westpac-Banking&p=235516#post235516