Scammers say the funniest things, part 3

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toper01

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Uganda is fine, except I lost my Dad on 2nd October, 2016. He was suffering from pressure; then stroke caught him and claimed his life. we buried him in Kaberamaido on Wednesday. I wanted to let you know about it. Thank you. Pius. NB: Friend, if you have, kindly send me $1000usd."
6 years of trying to scam and getting nothing,this lad gets credit for perseverance,if nothing else :LOL:
 

Kat

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I declare that I am a licensed Broker, Financial advisor, Investment advisor in U.K.
I declare that I did not learn spelling in any educational institution.
 

Miyuki

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Our rapidly expanding company announces a vacancy of a letters reviewer for the people who speaks English fluently
Perhaps they can type fluently as well.
 
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Kat

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The Management of the Bank of America Corporate Office Headquarters here in 100 N.Tryon St Charlotte,NC 28255 wishes to inform you that after a brief meeting held by the Bank executives on the 20th Day of May, 2013 at precisely 8 a.m. Eastern Daylight Time(EDT)
Well that's timely notification. :rolleyes:
 

Central Scrutinizer

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You are a very sartain person..
It's one of my best characteristics.
 

The Doctor

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Central Scrutinizer

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Kindly flourish us with your banking detail
With ruffles. And the same guy also says:
WE ARE WISHING ALL OUR GOOD CUSTOMERS A PROSPEROUS 2015,
Great. Thanks.
 

Central Scrutinizer

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Do not ask this Bank to pay the courier services, we do not engage in free job as this is a Reputable Bank which you knows the ethics.
That's true. I knows a lot about that.

Dear Valid Customer
The most valid!
 

Miyuki

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This Consignment box in a metallic box valued 10,316,000USD (Ten Million,
I wonder if any of these scammers know what a "consignment" actually is.
 

Miyuki

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If you WILL ACCEPT MY CONDITION and want us to transact the delivery for mutual benefit
It's "my" money but he wants to do his job and then share it with me. That's so kind. :rolleyes:
 

De Master Yoda

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Are you a man or a woman
AHH starting with the difficult questions first I see. :rolleyes:
 

Dororo

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no authority will question the funds as it has been legally certified free from all financial Malpractices and facets. The LEGAL STAY OF PROCEED is valued at a cost of just US$180
He does not know English.
 

Miyuki

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