Scammers say the funniest things, part 3

[Kat]

Kindly flourish us with your banking details to start sending your fund to you as instructed.

Ta- dah!!

 

[Nanook]

Subject: Fraud Detection

Correct!

 

[Kat]

My Boss is willing to invest aboard and he needs a partner that can proficiently invest a given amount in excess of six zeros;

$ 00,000,000.00.....

 

[Steve Gant]

Well, sometimes it is a noisy country....

I was browsing the name of a scammer a [Zhanna Martsinkevich Ute] and came across this thread. Almost makes it worth it for them to attempt a scam. Funny comments, thanx.

 

[Jessica]

GOOGLE WINNENDE KENNISGEVING 2016

Don't know what that lottery is about.

 

[Miyuki]

A relative of yours as an investment with us,are you aware?

No but it is an interesting idea.

 

[Miyuki]

BEWARE OF CRIMINALS .... REPLY BACK TO US IMMEDIATELY

This probably doesn't appear to be ironic to these scammers.

as we must abide with the Law of International Act on Monetary Related Matters Act of Maryland Law 2006

State law takes precedence over federal law.

 

[Sphinx]

indicate your williness if you can manage the humanitarian work

Gives me the willies!

 

[Miyuki]

I have been trying to reach you on your telephone about an hour now just to inform you about my successful arrival of your delivery agent in your Country

All right.....so.....

 

[Kat]

LOOTERIE MICROOSOOFT WINΗDOOWS

Looterie....so that's honest.

 

[Hua Mulan]

I have been diagnosed with cancer that I hardly move around.

I think the cancer moves around you.

 

[Miyuki]

MY PRESENT BAD HEALTH CONDITION WHICH MY LAST DEATH HAVE BEEN CONFIRMED BY MY DOCTORS

So who was writing the email?

 

[Spidey]

Below is the information to send the (insurance Coverage fee and the Singing /Stamp)

Hey I'd pay $55 to see a singing stamp!

 

[Sphinx]

I do not want to fail in Victim this is the only hope I have in live to make it.

Looks to me like you already fell victim to your own gullibility.

 

[The Doctor]

FOR ME BEEN A REVEREND FATHER OF THE HOLLY CATHOLIC CHURCH, I HAVE SWEAR TO MY GOD THAT I WILL NOT LIE BEFORE HIM,

I think you lost on that promise.

 

[basenji]

I am not a greedy person, so I am suggesting we share the funds in this ratio, 55 % 45, i.e. equal.

Yeah, anything else would of course have been unequal.

 

[Quark]

this transaction is free from any illegal threat,

I'll sleep easier tonight.

 

[Central Scrutinizer]

Attn, Your Personal Information's Where Banned.

I don't know where my personal information is banned.

 

[The Doctor]

copy this and track it so that you will see your frist payment

Alas, I was hoping for cash for the holidays. Now I'm stuck with a frist.

 

[Miyuki]

The World Bank has already given approval for the payment of your fund but they deliberately withheld your payment file and continue to demand fees from you....all in an attempt to frustrate you and enrich themselves. I wonder why you haven't notice all this while.

I had noticed that.