Scammers say the funniest things, part 4

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Miyuki

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Because they can't help themselves.

he late Engr.Steve Moore a national of Isle of Man in USA,
Apparently our first major geographical relocation of 2017.
 

basenji

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And there are still alot of fraudsters on whatsapp now and please you shouldn't add anyone on facebook or email any how, make sure you are terrified with it before you make any attempt, so be careful and also please beware of fraudsters..
I promise I'll make sure I'm terrified with it before I add anyone.
 

Miyuki

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Central Scrutinizer

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WHILE YOU ARE TRYING TO BE FAIR...IT STILL DOES NOT PUT MONEY IN MY BANK OR MY POCKET!!! THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME & EFFORT
So who gets the money I send to Benin?
 

Central Scrutinizer

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legitimate remittances to neighboring Banks are routinely transferred to ensure the smoothies transaction.
I love smoothies.
 

The Doctor

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CONTACT DR. MR. OMABALA WITH THIS INFORMATION:
EMAIL:
Yes, I'll get on that right away!
 

Sphinx

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the only daughter of the embattled president of Libya, Hon. Muammar Gaddafi.
I wonder if being dead counts as embattled? :rolleyes:
 
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The Doctor

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SO GOD IN HEAVEN KNOWS THAT I AM NOT A LIAR,
Meanwhile, the Horned One has a different spin on this.
 

Kat

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Our coming in contact should be best described as divinely.
Not quite the word I would use....:rolleyes:
 

Miyuki

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Please be sincere in your heart.
My spleen is more honest.

We have concluded to effected your Scam Victim`s Compensation payment of $2.7USD
Well now I am rich.
 

Central Scrutinizer

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so that your parcel will not be in danger with their evil planes.
So I guess my ATM card will be coming by boat.
 

Miyuki

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Our .....company opens a position of a letters proofreader for the people who is profound in English to help in communicating with our exterior employees.
Maybe they work outdoors.
 

Miyuki

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,you are hereby advised to pay no further fees or charges to the Remitting Bank in Nigeria as well as any person or persons, Real or Fictitious, prostates and institutions
I will not have contact with a prostate primarily because I don't have one....
 

basenji

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I have contacted you regarding an abandoned diplomatic consignment box and the x-ray scan report box revealed some US dollar bill in it which could be approximately 12.5Million dollars
Right. An espresso please, and keep the change.
 

The Doctor

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the Airport Authority has advise that we get the Delivery permit so that I can exite the airport immediately
And I'm certain they can hardly wait for that.
 
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