Scammers say the funniest things, part 5

[Cold War Kid]

The bank is an old friend living in London

Wish I had a bank as a friend.

 

[Mr. Chemistry]

Once again I am counting on your ... integrity as we progress.

I wish I could count on yours....

 

[Quark]

I have interested business

I've got one too.

 

[The Doctor]

Hello Dare

Go ahead.

 

[Kat]

,I had been respecting you since all this while but you didn't respect your self

I have such low self esteem.

 

[Maya]

GREETINGS FROM MY HOSPITAL BED

Hello, Mr. Bed!

 

[Kat]

I am desperately in need of total freedom.

Aren't we all?

 

[Quark]

YOUR PRAYERS HAS BEEN ANSWERED

So all the yahoo boyz went out and got real jobs?

 

[Central Scrutinizer]

So at this time i employ you to send your full contact details

All right! Got a job!

 

[Quark]

Well, i don't need to force you collaborate with me, but don't forget that opportunity like come only ones.

Check your inbox honey. They happen every day.

 

[Maya]

Without missing words, I am convinced 100% that you have had bitter experience with various scam claiming to be high government officials

No words are missing.

 

[Nanook]

Date of Birth and Marital Statues.

What does she know about my marriage?

 

[Quark]

Click her to restore and protect your accounts onlin

Well I will click...

 

[Sophie]

Haven taken note of your product on your website,

For haven's sake.

 

[Prints Of Darkness]

Am hereby to bring to your notice today been tuesday 20st of september 2020

Yeah except that the 20th was Sunday.

 

[Naruto]

Please send the money with the below information via money gram OR WORLD REMIT with the below information: DON,T USE WESTERN UNION

It must be 2020.

 

[Hua Mulan]

The security of the online bank was bleached,

It's probably much brighter, however.

 

[The Doctor]

Get back to me if you will be interesting in carrying out this humanitarian project,

No, I should be decidedly dull.

 

[Nanook]

I was married but my ex Husband out of impatience got married to another woman which caused our divorce,

That could probably happen.

 

[Quark]

My doctor just confirmed to me that I have just a few times to live.

She's apparently used a few of her 9 lives already.