Scammers say the funniest things, part 5

[Sphinx]

We want to ask, have you been able to find out why you receive all kinds of emails daily claiming it has funds for you here and there?

I know why I get them.

 

[Spanish Admin]

I did not not know Dublin is an Island. I have to check that with SA.

Dublin is actually an island surrounded on three sides by Ireland.

 

[Jessica]

ATTN: Thank God for You.

Yes, you found a willing victim with me, buddy.

 

[Boris]

Contact my lawyer (Barr Umeh Johnson ) with this pacified emai

It is safe now.

 

[Miyuki]

A Massage from Customer Service

Service above and beyond.

 

[The Doctor]

How are you over there in your country or elsewhere?

Elsewhere at the moment.

 

[Central Scrutinizer]

But note that after ( 1ST DECEMBER 2020 ON till THE ( 32ND DECEMBER 2020)

Hey, it is a Leap Year.

 

[The Doctor]

Note that this ATM CARD will not bring an good result.

Truer words are rarely spoken by a scammer.

 

[Central Scrutinizer]

COVID-19, If interested, contact: Email: drstephenoyegun800@gmail.com

Thanks, I'll pass on that one.

 

[Hua Mulan]

he is a very religious man with a GOD fearing heath.

I prefer trees.

If not you will be arrested for doing those transaction with the unnone scammers

More than a non-zero number of person?

 

[Spanish Admin]

My client lost his entire family as a result of food poisoned {Bird flu}.

That's an interesting diagnosis.

 

[Central Scrutinizer]

Save yourself from the grip of deceit and unending lies.

Deceit I can deal with. The unending lies that show up in my inbox everyday....

 

[Sphinx]

if I see injustice and keep mum/SILENT without speaking or doing anything to stop it from happening

He doesn't know mine. You can't keep her silent for more than 3 seconds.

 

[Central Scrutinizer]

Contact me through my personal Email:

So what is this, your impersonal email?

 

[Marie]

because i don't know what will be my situation in next minute,

You will still be a scammer.

 

[Spanish Admin]

I will not want to make any mistake in Releasing this Funds to anyone except you whom is the Recognized Bonfire Beneficiary to this Funds.

Appears to be hot stuff.

 

[Prints Of Darkness]

or YOU PURCHASE ITUNES CARD OR GOOLE PLAY CARD OF $100

I believe he meant "Ghoul" play. Some scary stuff.

 

[The Doctor]

YOUR CONSIGNMENT TRUCK BOXES

 

[Prints Of Darkness]

We want to inform you that your access has been limited. limited.

I guess that's serious serious.

 

[Central Scrutinizer]

I am giving you my world that this is not scam but legit

And how could I not give him all my money?