Scammers say the funniest things, part 5

[Phantom]

Are you still Alive or dead YES/NO ========================

I love multiple choice questions.

 

[Central Scrutinizer]

"WINING PRICE OFFICE !!"

I've been there!!

 

[Tariel]

We are carrying out a second quarter inspection, all abandoned Consignment boxes in USA Airports

It is January. It is the first quarter.

 

[Marie]

Sometimes in 2018, there were series of Contracts

and sometimes there were not.

 

[Central Scrutinizer]

Note that the (BOA)Bank Of America Established in Charlotte as of 28255 by Charles III, today the bank is a member of the America System of Central Banks.

Either this guy time travels or I just jumped a few hundred centuries into the future. I wonder which Charles III he's talking about?

 

[Hua Mulan]

I am instructed to make sure that your boxes is delivered to you before this year runs out.

It's only January. I think you have plenty of time.

 

[Maya]

MAY YOUR SOUL REST IN PERFECT PEA??

I prefer cabbage.

 

[Mr. Chemistry]

Deliminated Access

I guess that means there's no limits!

 

[Tariel]

Be rest assured that all processes will be done legally without any bridge of financial or legal laws.

 

[Prints Of Darkness]

DO NOT ACT LIKE IDOIT TO THE BANK IN TOGO

Where should I act like an idoit?

 

[Maya]

I discovered their contents to be fiscal cash running into Millions of United States of American Dollars.

What is his fiscal year?

 

[Nanook]

BE WARNED DO NOT SEND MONEY TO ANYBODY.

Not a problem.

your name was listed in some of the National news pappers

I always read the news papper first thing in the morning.

 

[Quark]

Hey person

That really starts a warm, intimate, personal relationship.

 

[XSS]

CONTACT THE COUREIR NOW

Okay.

 

[Nanook]

You have been given a grace till 14/11/2019

Uh-oh. I'm in trouble now.

 

[Quark]

I want to unlucky talk

Great.

 

[Marie]

There is no risky involved with my position.

The risky is all mine.

 

[Naruto]

INSTRUCTION TO RELEASE YOUR UNPAID FUND (1968)

I wasn't born then.

 

[Prints Of Darkness]

Below is the information to send the (insurance Coverage fee and the Singing / Stamp)

I bet they got that from Hogwarts, a singing stamp. I want to hear that.

 

[Hua Mulan]

All Governmental and Non-Governmental prostates,