Scammers say the funniest things, part 5

Sphinx

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We have received an inundated report
He must be under water.

I have to admit that handling papers/documents is not her string suit.
Maybe it's an itsy-bisty teeny-weeny yellow polka dot bikini.
 

Miyuki

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(YOU CAN SEND US AN ITUNES OR AMAZON CARD OR GOOGLE PLAY CARD OR STEAM WALLET CARD)
Apparently iTunes isn't enough, now the USA State Department will accept almost any card. ;) Very professional.
 

Hua Mulan

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We are aware that these fraudsters has broken a lot of home(s), made a lot of people to lose their job, sell their properties, closed their business, put many on the street, and made a lot to even lose their life. We are very sorry.
No they aren't.
 

Sphinx

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in compliance to Section 3 subsection 1(a) of the United States Financial Law enacted in 2007 after an attack on our dear country on September 11, 2007.
Um, it was in 2001. :rolleyes:
 

Miyuki

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Kat

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Like I did say again, the shipper abandoned it and ran away most importantly because he gave a false declaration,
It's amazing what cowards these shippers are. :rolleyes:

We have been having a meeting for the past 7 months which ended 2 days ago withthe former Secretary-General (Hon. Kofi Annan) to the UNITED NATIONS
That must have been an interesting meeting since Annan died 7 months ago.....
 

Jessica

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Official Security Keeping Fees Witch...I knew there had to be one of those somewhere. :ROFLMAO:
 

Kat

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The diplomat's inability to pay for Non Inspection fees among other things are the reason why the consignment is delayed and abandoned.
It's amazing to me how these diplomats don't seem to know how to do their jobs. ;)
 

Kat

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THIS IS THE FINAL MAIL YOU ARE GOING TO RECEIVE FROM ME
I should be so lucky. :rolleyes:
 
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