Scammers say the funniest things, part 5

[Central Scrutinizer]

ATM CAR-D

Cardee?

 

[Sphinx]

Cardi B.

 

[Miyuki]

this cleaning chemical called "Spray-Code" is dangerous, but when finally prepared, it is human friendly, no fumes, odorless, colorless, non-repugnant, non-repulsive, non-corrosive, and non-flammable.

Also non-existent.

 

[Godzilla]

Always pray for my health,

And she has 2 days to live.

 

[Nanook]

I always appreciate honesty in a relationship and always tell only the truth, and I hate liars.

From a Russian romance scammer.

 

[Kat]

This grant attracts absolutely no interest,

It hasn't attracted mine....

if you help and corporate with me

I hope he wants to start a business and not something else.

 

[Nanook]

God’s favor is sufficient for me

Your money helps grease the wheels.

 

[Spidey]

WHAT IS GOING ON WHY DO YOU NOT REPLY MY MASSAGE

I don't know, take a guess.

 

[Dororo]

To prove my sincerity, you are not sending me any money because most of these scams are all about sending money.

This scam is not about sending money.

 

[Central Scrutinizer]

Massage From White House

Melania has a new PT job!

 

[Cold War Kid]

I WILL MAKE SURE THE CHECK CLEAR IN 3DAYS BEFORE I LIVE.

Ante-mortal existence.

 

[Jessica]

SHe is at JFK Airport,Florida

More geographic relocation. No wonder she's lost.

 

[The Doctor]

EMILED HIM, [johnedward2458@gmail.com]

The woods are lovely, dark and deep,
But I have promises to keep,
And miles to go before I sleep.

 

[Spidey]

we represent the interests of very wealthy Investors / consortium mainly from East Europet

I'm from West Chia Pet myself.

 

[Kat]

a boat accident mishap that occurred here at Thainland.

Not too far from Scoltland.

 

[Maya]

Subject: Congrats! You Have Won USD60,

I am very rich now.

 

[Dororo]

Login attempt from unkown device

I think its serious.

 

[The Doctor]

currently Im trying to find alive gentleman

That shouldn't be too difficult.

 

[Central Scrutinizer]

I'm trying to find valid guy

I'm as valid as they get.

Estimate Customer.

Although I'm valid this moronic banker can't seem to figure me out.

 

[Dororo]

HELLO MY DEAR OWN FUND.

Hello money!