Scammers say the funniest things, part 5


Er, what, Master Card is a United Nation corp?
ATM MASTER CARD Incorporation United Nation
But wait...the guy that issues the Master Card works for Visa?
Dr. John Frank
Director ATM MASTER CARD Issuance Department
(Visa Incorporation United)
Ah, it must be a dual branded card:
We have arranged your payment to be paid to you through ATM MASTER VISA CARD


So I decided to travel to Wright City, Oklahoma with all my compensation documents, And I was directed by the Federal Bureau of Investigation
Director to contact Mr. Charles Clinton, who is a representative of the INTERNATIONAL MONETARY FUND (IMF),a Human Rights Activist and a member of the Compensation Award Committee, And a Diplomatic Agent, currently in Wright City, Oklahoma
At first I thought it odd that "Mr. Charles Clinton" had so many jobs/titles but then I found that Wright City Oklahoma only has a population of 762 then it made perfect sense why he wears so many hats. I'm sure the IMF office can't justify a large staff in their Wright City office!

I wish to invest in a company that will be paying my family 25% annual profit from the money i invested with them
Uh, wouldn't we all? :unsure:

Hua Mulan

Staff member
This is to inform you that after the thorough investigation we made, we have suspended a woman who claimed that you send her to come and claim your two consignment boxes of fund
They should let her down.