Scammers say the funniest things...

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Kat

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Microsoft Mega Jackpot Lottery, UK

From the Microsoft Mega Jackpot Lottery, UK:
Your Personal E-mail address or Company email is attached to WINNER NO: 5 2007
Ouch! That must be soooo painful :54:
 

Kat

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Well exxxxcccuuurrrrssseeeee Meeeee.!

From scammer Lt General James Morgan (Rtd), of Nigeria:
Based on our investigastion department, we wish to warn you against some Miscreants, Hoodlums and Touts who go about scamming innocent people by claiming to be who they are not and thereby tarnishing the image of this wonderful country.
wow. That's comforting, coming from a scammer. I'm underwhelmed. :rolleyes:
 

Godzilla

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This is from Glenn Dericka, Public Relations Officer, Gristmill Investment Co. I don't understand it. Is this something about David Bowie and the Spiders from Mars? :confused:
## Scanned for Viruses on Mars by Seamless.Net - OK ##
 

Kat

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Miss Aicha Mustapha

Poor girl, her father was murdered. She says:
BEING HIS ONLY DAUGHTER, HE USED MY NAME AS THE NEXT OF KIN.
Parents just do that sometimes. It is soooo irresponsible. Can you believe it? :D
 

Spidey

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Amir Sankara

Here's a brilliant scammer, Amir Sankara:
Presently, the money in question was initially deposited in a bank here in Burkina Faso but has been transferred and it's on hold in "Monaco France"
 

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Frank Wood

Artist/scammer Frank Wood
All my customers are AMERICANS, and they all want to pay me with Cashier's Check, and it is always very hard from me to cash the cashier's check here in London United Kingdom UK, because the British Government does not
permit the usage of Cashier's Check here in United Kingdom UK.
Say what? Huh? London is the capital of the bloody financial world. There's no law against cashier's checks, only fake ones, like Frank Wood would send out. (Scammer in Nigeria which accounts for the poor quality English)
 

Marie

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They are selective now?

Powerball Lottery Promotion says:
Please be informed that the following listed Country have been banned from participating in the lottery. Vietnam, Iraq, Nigeria, Venezuela and North Korea if you are a resident of the listed country you cannot file claims for this lottery prize. Please delete this Notification as your prize processing will be annulled without notice.
 

Spanish Admin

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Dr. Rev. Dr
3 beats an ace any day of the week!

From Professor Charles Soludo, Absolutely official:
This letter will definately be amazing to you because of its realistic value.
Realistic value? From Charles Soludo? Oh yeah, that's realistic and entirely believeable.
 

Jessica

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Esay James

Guiness Lottery scammer Esay James says:
BE CAREFULL OF SCAM MAILS
Yeah. I'll do that. Thanks for telling me that. I would not have know that otherwise...
 

The Doctor

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Hon. (Mrs.) Doores Morgan

She says:
We need to confirm from you if it's really true that you are dead and If we did not hear from you it automatically means that you are actually dead and the information passed to us by Mr.Peter Woo is correct.
I always knew I was going to die and that no one was going to tell me.
 

Jessica

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Mr. Dayo Samson, Access Trust Bank Plc, Lagos

Boy talk about a guy who's a few bricks short of a full load...
I am the personal Account Manager to the Late Deceased who is a citizen of your country
Ah, the old Deceased family. I've heard they're dying out :74k:
Then he asks for this information (what a grammarian!):
I will require the following information to do so:

You’re Names in full:
Your Contact address:
Your Phone number and/or fax:
You’re Age:
You’re Sex:
Your Marital Status:
You’re Occupation:
You’re Nationality:
 

The Doctor

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The Deceaseds? I heard they were all dead.

This comes from lottery scammer, Litza Martinez of the Luckysurf International Lottery:
*We are very much aware of the Fraudulent Lottery Notification circulating the Internet, this is why we have made our activities on line verifiable so be carefull who you contact and please report any other Notification that claim to be from us to : <scamnotice@europe.com>.
I'm supposed to report a lottery scam to a lottery scammer?
 
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