Scammers say the funniest things...

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The Doctor

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UK national Lottery

If you are the correct owner of this email address....
No, I am not the correct owner. I'm an imposter. :rolleyes:
then be glad this day as the result of the UK lotto online e-mail address free-ticket winning
Yeah, I'm dancing in the streets....my lucky day. :)
 

Quark

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Mr. Adrie Sulu, Bank of Africa, Burkina Faso

I want you to know that I never master minded the death of the deceased fellow.
Masterminded his death? Hell son, you can't even write a correct English sentence let alone plan something that complicated!

And it's really complicated to mastermind the death of someone who's already dead.
 
John Smith sent me a fake check over a month ago, and is still trying to get paid. I've convinced him another lad (me) is chopping his dollar, and told me John has lost his memory in an accidental head injury. Here's John trying to convince me he's OK. I didn't know the Nigerian FBI had special doctors. :D

RUSTY,
LIKE I ALREADY TOLD YOU IN MY PREVIOUS EMAIL THAT IT WAS
CLINICALY PROVEN BY THE DOCTOR THAT I AM 100% HEALTHY.

IT WAS DEMANED THAT A MEDICAL CHECKUP IS APPROPRIATELY
CARRIED OUT ON ME DUE TO YOUR PERSISTENCE IN MENTIONING
ABOUT MY HEALTH SITUATION BECAUSE THEY WILL LIKE TO KNOW
THE GENUIENESS OF YOUR EXCUSS FOR NOT SENDING MY MONEY AS
WE BOTH AGREED, ALL THIS IS DONE TO PROVE TO THE FEDERAL
BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION {F.B.I} THAT ALL YOUR EXCUSES FOR NOT
SENDING MY MONEY IS FLIMSY.

RU$TY PECKER... LIKE I SAID BEFORE, IT IS NOT MY INTENSION TO
START PULLING STRINGS IN THE MATTER BECAUSE I HAVE SEEN YOU
AS A GOD FEARING FELLOW AND WOULD LOVE TO HAVE MORE
BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP WITH YOU BOTH NOW AND IN THE NEAREST
FUTURE.

YOU COULD CALL ME RIGHT AWAY THROUGH THE PHONE LINE I
ALREADY GAVE YOU, AT LEAST THIS WILL PROVE TO YOU MY SANITY
AND MY HEALTH SITUATION.....HAVE IT IN MIND THAT I DO NOT HAVE
ANY HEAD INJURY NEITHER WAS THE ACCIDENT A SCRITICAL ONE. I
AM VERY OK AND SOUND IN HEALTH PROVEN BY THE SPECIAL
DOCTOR OF THE FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION.{F.B.I}

4060493. I WILL AWAIT YOUR CALLS AND DONT FORGET TO ADD THE ZIP
CODE: 23401.
 

Central Scrutinizer

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your 25-page psychological evaluation form
Only 25? I've heard that an appropriate psychological evaluation requires and extensive evaluation process including the 50-75 page personal evaluation (single spaced) relating all incidents in one's life from earliest childhood forward.
 

De Master Yoda

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One for YODA think I

PLEASE DO NOT HESITATE TO CONTACT ME IMMEDIATELY YOU SHOULD.
(suleman_muhammed35@yahoo

From the dark side are we, listen hard you should!

Scammers beware we must.

tempted to bait him am I, using yoda talk are we.

oh dear my sides hurt from laughing at this one!:der:
 

Quark

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Issa Muhammed

Please visit this site that is one of the evidence the directors brought in other to swallow the money at the end of the day
Why did the wait until the end of the day? Did they have a good lunch?

Dumb-ass banker here.
 
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