Spammers say the funniest things

Miyuki

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So big my pants don't fit
Sounds like it's time to get some new pants. :rolleyes:
 

Kat

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OMG!. You owe me a new keyboard now because mine has coffee all over it.
 

Jessica

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From spammer Homer Bateman" <kefxavierjdiz@xavierj.com>
She will laugh at your small stick anymore
I think it' supposed to be "will not". And who laughs at wood anyway?
 

Miyuki

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Yo man! Februray month of Love, Make this Valentine's Day the most memorable ever
Yes, and now it is March. :rolleyes:
 

Sphinx

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Add yourself some hormones with new medication.
Oh yeah like i don't have enough hormones. :rolleyes:
 

Miyuki

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I can't believe you helped me save over $200 on this Cufflinks
I can't believe it either. :rolleyes:

"Abel Gorman" <kefxdyydiz@xdyy.org>

Mad of your silence!!
Made of my silence? Mad because of my silence?
 

Miyuki

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From: "Corrine Xafahoi"
We are unable to find you!
And yet, somehow, your spam mail found me!
 

Kat

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The most passionate lovers are the men with big hoses.
That must give a distinct advantage to firemen or gardeners.
 

Kat

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This guy has never met my cat who can already be a monster. Not to mention the dog in the backyard.
You can trick the nature and make a monster out of your timid animal.
 

Central Scrutinizer

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Make your voice magnetic
Yeah just what I always wanted, a magnetic voice. Try getting through an airline security check with that!
 

Miyuki

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Warn your friends
That is why we have this website. :)

"Cherie Ritter" <poipoi2000o@yahoo.co.jp>
RE: Conjugate like a hero!
It just makes me love verbs even more.
 

Miyuki

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"Dr. Clyde Lam" <zivav@wartaponsel.com>
We all sometimes there are problems, it is not depressed, but to solve them.
Whatever.
 

basenji

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Central Scrutinizer

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From: "DUNG Ware" <IQolefinLanders@gmail.com>

:rolleyes:

Drive will return tonight
I wondered when he was going to get home.
 

Kat

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From: "Durbin Bevin" <Matuszkiewicznljli@gmail.com>
You areuan adult perton, but your pemfs can still grow!
I hope his brain can grow a little too.
 
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