Spammers say the funniest things

Central Scrutinizer

Administrator
Staff member
[vopaewu2045@verizon.net]
Your rock hard organ will please her
Give me a Wurlitzer any day of the week.
 

Kat

Administrator
Staff member
<mibaodyce7061@rr.com>
Oogle at my mass
That isn't what you're supposed to be doing at mass.
 

Hawki

New Member
What does this mean??

<inContacts@fnb.co.za>

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Before this pending payment will be add up to your current account balance:confused:
 

Kat

Administrator
Staff member
Tiered of been passed over for that promotion because you do not have the proper Dergee?
I am completely tiered and I want to get a dergee!
 

Dick H Box

Samurai
Major Shaver? What size? I say old boy!

From Major Shaver: Passed over again for that promotion, no Dergee? business size
 

De Master Yoda

Emeritus
Tiered of been passed over for that promotion because you do not have the proper Dergee?
Sounds good, can I get a Dergee in English like what you have? :rolleyes:
 

Dick H Box

Samurai
So urgent...

(In my catcher box)

Urgent Matter
Wednesday, 23 February, 2011 1:42
From:
"Alhaji Ibrahim Kazaure" <info@govg.com>
Add sender to Contacts
To:
undisclosed-recipients

...that he forgot to include a message? :D
 

Kat

Administrator
Staff member
Want to have better bone0n?
Who wouldn't? :rolleyes:

De: "KgbDeals" <newsletter@mailingmarketing.fr>

I always wondered what kind of deals I could get from the KGB.

Tame her beaver
Seriously people. Get a real pet like a cat or a dog. Leave other animals out in the wild.

Order male pilules here
I was just thinking the other day that I needed a male pilule to go with my female one.
 

Miyuki

Administratrix
Staff member
IRON MAN PENIS
And with his magnetic personality it is no wonder that women are attracted. "Cinthia Raylene" <cinthia.rayleneic@clarks.com>
 

Kat

Administrator
Staff member
Subject: advance your carrer
With good grammer and better punktiation.
 

De Master Yoda

Emeritus
Hello dear
Am Miss jasmine, sorry for my embarrassment to your email
So I should hope I was SHOCKED. :rolleyes:
 

Kat

Administrator
Staff member
He's Thicker And Harder After Just 14 Days
Well, thicker at least. :rolleyes:
 
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