Top 10 things to do with a 419 scammer

Gentle Giant

Giant Admin for a Day
Staff member
Does a 419 scammer have any possible use to society, or to humanity at large? I believe they do, and these are some things that you could do with a 419 scammer, besides put them in prison.


10. Give them a police baton and have them perform peacekeeping duties in Dhafur (Sudan).

9. Give them a police baton and have them perform peacekeeping duties in the eastern Congo, the Kivu region (D.R. Congo).

8. Give them a stick and have them perform landmine clearance in Cambodia.

7. Give them a stick and have them perform landmine clearance in Iraq.

6.Give them a stick and have them perform landmine clearance in Afghanistan.

5. Give them a stick and have them perform landmine clearance in Angola.

4. Give them a stick and have them perform landmine clearance in Mozambique.

3. Give them a stick and have them perform landmine clearance in Sierra Leone.

2. Give them a bucket and a mop and have them clean up 3 Mile Island.


and the number one best thing you could do with a 419 scammer:

1. Give them a bucket and a mop and have them clean up Chernobyl.
 

De Master Yoda

Administrator
Staff member
Anther use for a 419 scammer!

Hmm food for thought here! maybe we could think of another use for a sharp stick ? They could shove it xxxxxx ---No its a family forum!
 

Quark

Moderator
Staff member
Or a variation on Nanook's idea, maybe you could drop them in shark-infested waters and have them do a shark population census.
 

Sphinx

Administrator
Staff member
I would say maybe we should not do anything with them. we could just ignore them. But that's probably hard to do.
 

Kat

Administrator
Staff member
Alligator bait...we hadn't thought about that before. That would keep the alligators fed....
 
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