Top 10 things to do with a 419 scammer

Jessica

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We could rent them out as decoys during duck-hunting season. :)
 

Kat

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How about having them train sharks?
 

Kat

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I found it! The absolute perfect job for the yahoo boyz, and one which actually pays a salary-- animal maintenance!

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De Master Yoda

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yahoo boyz are a peice of .......

AHH so THATS where yahoo boyz come from?
 

Kat

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No, that's getting into the belly of the beast the hard way. That ain't a delivery canal.
 

Sphinx

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Elephant enemas...that's right up the scammer's alley.
 

Spanish Admin

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I was thinking that having them check downed power lines to see if the line is live or not could be a useful thing to do with a scammer. "See that line? Go pick it up and check it."
 
What about sending them out into the snow to check for snow depth? If they freeze and then you don't find them until April or May when the snow melts, well next time you go out, wear shoes.
 

Ivana

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Use them as a boat anchor?

To replace missing train rail?

Use as a screen against birds on plane engines?

Use them as the "man" at the Burning Man festivities? (At least 100 to make it a large "man")

Feed cave rats (unless it would give the rats indigestion)?

Ummm....
 

Nanook

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I like the train rail thing. Save on wood. Probably a green thing to do.
 
Use a scammer for outter-space oxygen sensor,:eek: or suicide bomb test dummy, farm them out to a large cat wildlife refuge as toys for the tigers/panthers, laborers on a chain gang to build a wall around Afghanistan (like China's Great Wall-that will keep them busy for a long while!), :whip:strap 50 of them to a pallet and use in cargo drop training from military planes, juju (voodoo) dolls, live cadavers for surgeons to practice on, sniper training targets, psychological torture test subjects, or sell them to a sick freak to make a real "SAW" movie (would that be too far out of line?):fear: That's my top ten!
 
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Miyuki

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We can update this and say that they could clean up at Fukushima.
 

Central Scrutinizer

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Maybe we could string them up by their privates and then people could use them as piñatas.
 

Sphinx

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Maybe we could just have them do highway construction.....at night.....with no reflective clothing.
 
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