Mugu & Maga were the first words you learned. You anticipate safaris to pick up your ill-gotten earnings. You dream in the color GREEN.... Envision yourself as the smartest idiot on the internet, regardless of how rediculous your name, title and scam format really is. You give directions to a lost person using WU and MG stations as landmarks. The only women you aspire to have are Gold-Diggin' 'Hoes', but you can't make enough $ to even get one's attention. You will say or do nearly anythingfor a quick buck. You believe in all the rediculous superstitions and juju because of the overwhelming dishonesty your inner-psychie struggles with. Your public schooling involves an internet cafe. You believe you are a business man/woman because you have an e-mail addy, maybe a phone #, and anyone you talk to somehow OWES you money for your lies.